I'm Not Really Sure How Funny This Is...

...but it made me laugh hysterically...

From John Maxwell's, "Failing Forward"

"The Top Ten Strategies for Dealing with a Dead Horse"

1. Buy a stronger whip.

2. Change riders.

3. Appoint a committee to study the horse.

4. Appoint a team to revive the horse.

5. Send out a memo declaring the horse isn't really dead.

6. Hire an expensive consultant to find "the real problem".

7. Harness several dead horses together for increased speed and efficiency.

8. Rewrite the standard definition of live horse.

9. Declare the horse to be better, faster, and cheaper when dead.

10. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.

(Maxwell, 2000, 159-160).

Maxwell, John C. (2000). Failing Forward. Nashville, TN: Thomas Nelson