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Showing posts with label pop culture. Show all posts
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Monday, March 19, 2012

What Are The Odds?

My thoughts on The Hunger Games... before they hit the big screen...

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS IF:

*You have not read the books.

*You have avoided information about the movie, because you don't want anything to be "spoiled".

*You have never considered the possibility that I might be capable of getting so caught up in a series that it is pathetic, and you'd like to keep me on that pedestal.

SPOILER WARNING! STOP READING NOW!

I would never... in a million years... had thought to pick up the books if my friend and walking partner hadn't mentioned them (almost in passing) last fall. I am a self described "pop culture moron" (PCM). Had I not read the books, I would have chalked this series up as the next Harry Potter or Twilight (as it is sometimes being referred to even now, and neither of which I have read or watched), and that would have been that... End of story.

But as it turned out; I had a little bit of extra time on my hands one evening when my aforementioned walking partner was out of town and I wasn't going to have to get up before the crack of dawn to meet her. So I headed on over to amazon.com and took a look inside the first book... read the first chapter... had the whole trilogy ordered and on the way (and, yes... please take note we do have a Kindle... but it's just not the same - PCM)...

Well... 1,155 pages... and 1 week later, I think it would be mild to say that I was a fan. If we're going to compare The Hunger Games to other series', it ranked right up there for me with Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.

The problem with reading something this intricate, this fast is that you miss stuff. I turned around and picked the first book back up and re-read the series at a more leisurely pace. Still just as good. I was actually surprised when I started asking people if they had read the series and most of them said no... with many of them never having heard of it at all or assuming it was a collection of children's books. The most common questions people asked me were, "Is it a Christian series," and then, "What is it about?" When the first thing out of my mouth was consistently, "It's kind of about kids... killing other kids..." the reactions were fantastic. Apparently the general consensus is that I only read stuff that incorporates rainbows... unicorns... and butterflies. Hmmm... I guess tracker jackers don't count...

At any rate, it's been a hard sell to get anyone to read this series. But let me reiterate that these are not children's books... Seth and Grace do have friends who have read them. I am actually kind of appalled by that. Not that I won't let them read them... eventually. But my current thinking on that is age 16. Any way you look at it; I would absolutely not recommend these to any child who isn't old enough to be a tribute in Panem. If you haven't read the books, I guess you'll have to if you want to know just how old that is... It should be noted, also, that this series is not really just about kids killing kids. That description just made for some phenomenal jaw dropping...

Then came the realization that The Hunger Games would soon be a movie...

After about 3 seconds of excitement, I thought, "They are totally going to ruin it". This begins with the principle that books are almost always better than movies anyway. But there's more to it. In the entire trilogy, the author used the word, "hell," in context maybe half a dozen times and out of context once. If we want to talk about profanity in The Hunger Games... that's it. But what are the chances that they're going to throw 24 actors up on the screen to fight to the death and no one's going to curse? I'm going to call that slim to none, before the movie ever comes out... Then, there's the issue of nakedness. It's different to read a book and know that someone is naked because they're changing clothes or dressing wounds. For me, anyway, it doesn't elicit an explicit image. In a movie, this is going to be more difficult. I think it can be done, with careful positioning... and maybe underclothes... but I am certainly left wondering how much skin will surface. I guess I am less concerned about this with The Hunger Games and more concerned about how this will all play out in Catching Fire... because you can't really get around Johanna Mason... (I mean... unless you eliminate her completely... like Madge... which I'm still kind of smoldering about, and I'll tell you why in a minute...) Of course, you've got the violence factor too, but to be honest; I feel that I sort of lack the ability to offer a moral compass on that. Maybe it should bother me more than it does. I guess that remains to be seen...

I have been following news about the movie pretty closely, and I understand that certain changes have to be made to fit the whole thing into 2 hours and 22 minutes (that's the official time as I understand it, although I would have been just as happy with a 4 1/2 hour movie). I have seen some "added" scenes that I think are going to make for a fuller, more developed story on screen. If you haven't viewed the scene with president Snow and Seneca Crane yet, I think there is actually some allegory there that can become an incredible teaching moment, if we let it. And I'm excited that it has been alluded to that there will be scenes of Katniss' mother, Prim, and Gale watching the games, as well. As a sidenote, I don't think they would have been able to fully develop a following for "Team Gale" without that... Of course, for those of us who have read the books; I think that following will be rather anemic, anyway, don't you?

But the things they've deleted... Those are the most disturbing. My primary concern is the elimination of Madge, which changes the entire significance of the Mockingjay pin (at least the way I see it). In reality (well... I mean... if this was reality, right?), they may have made a change in the story line that helps to develop the characters of Prim and Katniss and the relationship between them. OK. I get that. But I hope they've thought ahead to the rest of the franchise, because I think they've damaged Haymitch's character and story with this move... and let's face it; Haymitch can't withstand a whole lot of damage. The Mockingjay pin is what connects Katniss to Haymitch's games. Without it, you've lost the history. Now, granted, none of that comes into play in the first book. Maybe the screenwriters are going to somehow weave Maysilee Donner back in during Catching Fire. I suppose it doesn't necessarily add anything to the story for Maysilee to have a niece who is friends with Katniss. Maybe Maysilee leaves the pin to Katniss' mother instead of her songbird. I could go with that. But the prevailing feel of the previews is that Katniss somehow purchases this pin... out of the blue... for Prim. If that's the case, we have a major disconnect, because how Katniss gets the pin matters...

It occurred to me that maybe the worst part of this for the filmmakers is that if they don't connect the pin to Maysilee... and to Haymitch... they have completely shot themselves in the foot for a prequel. And come on... who has read the books and doesn't want a peek at Haymitch's life and games, in full? In Hollywood, this translates into lots of money lost if they don't somehow reconcile this plot error.

The other thing is... I'm still not sold on the cast. As I re-read (again) the series for the third time; I am trying to put the actors and actresses in the scenes in my mind. Haymitch... Cinna... Rue... I think I've got them there. I must admit that I did not imagine Haymitch looking, at all, like Woody Harrelson when I was first introduced to this series, but the more I thought about it; the more it worked. I originally imagined Haymitch as a grumpy old man, but realistically, if he won his games 25 years ago at age 16; he's only 41 at the beginning of the series. This is actually 10 years younger than Harrelson, but I think they'll make it work. Of course, if you grew up in the 80s, Harrelson is probably firmly embedded in a bar, in your mind, so that works just perfectly for Haymitch. I think it's the choice of hair, though, that finally sold me on this casting decision. Which probably means anybody could have played him. But Haymitch's hair is going to be awesome.

I'm not sure why so many people have been opposed to the idea of Lenny Kravitz as Cinna. He's too old, but that's the way it's going with the entire cast (almost). Other than that, I think it works. Rue... and the other tributes, for that matter... seem to have been well cast, but so many of them have such small roles, I'm not sure it would be worth the time to go through any possible pros and cons, age notwithstanding.

I don't imagine President Snow looking anything like Donald Sutherland. I guess the real problem, though, is that I kind of imagine him looking like Ron Paul. Of course Dr. Paul and President Snow have such vastly different political views on war that I guess I wouldn't have made a decent casting decision with this one, either. (Try to imagine me collapsing in laughter as you read this, because I'm really not looking for a political debate)...

Gamemakers? I never really thought much about Seneca Crane, so I guess I doesn't matter to me all that much who plays him. In the one preview where I've seen him speak, though, I was less than impressed. I do, however, think the larger oversight is that there is apparently no Plutarch Heavensbee? The information I've gathered seems to allude to the fact that he is unnecessary until Catching Fire, so am I to assume he's not going to fall in the punch bowl?

And for all of my complaining about the cast being too old... I think they've cast Effie too young! Or maybe it's just all of the plastic surgery in the Capitol? But I don't know about Elizabeth Banks as Effie Trinket. And I don't know about the white wig, either...

Before I dive right in to the main characters, I am also slightly concerned that Katniss' father has been cast. This either signifies that we will have dream sequences or flashbacks (and all I can think of is Gilligan falling out of the hammock onto the Skipper while the screen morphs and blinks) or maybe postmortem communication (uh... was he a Jedi?) At any rate, there have been no clues to this, so I guess I'll have to wait and see like everyone else.

Now... Jennifer, Josh, and Liam... What to say? Suzanne Collins' reaction has been that they are phenomenal in their roles. I hope that means something. I haven't really seen it in the trailers and clips, but I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt. I am, perhaps, having the most difficult time placing Josh Hutcherson as Peeta. I imagined Peeta to be... different. But you know who I would have cast? Doug Brochu (as in the kid who plays Grady on So Random - PCM). So maybe this is why no one asked me to do the casting. I have to be honest and say that I have never seen Jennifer Lawrence or Liam Hemsworth act in anything, so maybe I just need to wait and see what I think after the movie...

If I go see it.

As of the moment, it looks like the midnight showing in my area is sold out. And I'm having trouble coming up with a suitable movie viewing partner, because I really don't want to see it with someone who hasn't read the book... and I'm not sure I want to see it with a kid (certainly not one of mine)... and I don't want to see it with anyone who will make fun of my Hunger Games Sesame Street shirt (if I buy it)... and Phil will make fun of me for being a part of "Team Pita Bread" (although he hasn't read the series, he got a real kick out of the fact that Peeta's family owns the bakery...) And I can't see it alone, because it's going to be scary... and I need someone to keep me from turning tribute-like if a bunch of teenage girls sit in front of me and scream every time Peeta or Gale makes an appearance...

And I find myself, now, almost hoping that no one has read this far, because it's sort of pathetic that I'm this wrapped up in a storyline...

Happy Hunger Games...

Lisa

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Back to Upward...

Tonight was Grace's first cheerleading practice of the season...

Have I ever mentioned that I love Upward?

I was involved in a community cheerleading "league" for 6 years as a kid. It was a lot of fun and the absolute only thing I have ever been able to do in the realm of athletic activity. So, I naturally hoped that my daughters would be cheerleaders someday, too...

Unfortunately, most of the cheerleading options that now exist (even for really little girls) tend to be on the sleazy side, if you ask me... which you didn't... but this is my blog after all...

I love that Upward cheerleading teaches character and the importance of Christlikeness...

I love that my 10 year old is fully clothed and not expected to be invisible behind a wall of make-up while jumping around a gymnasium, giving high fives, and screaming her lungs out...

I love that the volunteers for our Upward league are people that I want my child to look up to and emulate...

Thank You!

L.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

This Week's "Mis"adventures...

This is not the first time I sat down to write this post...

Or the second...

Or the third...

The week has flown by, and it has been busy.

On Monday, I loaded the kids in the van and set off on an all day long Easter candy sale adventure. Unfortunately (or actually maybe it was fortunate), I didn't find a whole lot of what I was looking for, because a lot of retailers have gotten wise to people like me in recent years, and they begin discounting their Easter stuff the week before Easter.

After dragging the kids in and out and through some dozen or so stores, I decided to do something that no mom should ever do... alone. I took them to Chuck-E-Cheese. We ate some pizza (Which, by the way, I'm not real fond of Chuck-E-Cheese pizza. It kind of tastes like cardboard...), and played some games. My favorite part was that there is a new photo attraction. We spent lots of tokens on it and ended up with these:
Then I dragged the kids through several more stores, including Bath and Body Works, where they mopped the floors with their rear ends, because they were now too tired to walk...

Eventually, we got home.

As far as the candy goes, I am feeling a little bit like Frog and Toad. If you haven't read the story, you should. The candy is packed away in a box and all taped up, and I hope I can leave it there, because I would really hate to have to throw it outside for it to meet the same fate that Frog and Toad's cookies met...

On Tuesday, I did something that I have not done in almost 13 years...

I went to the movies...

You see, Caleb kind of has this thing for elephants, and after reading the review at plugged-in, I decided that "Horton Hears A Who" was worth a look...
Caleb and I left the house a little early, since we didn't know where the movie theater was. Upon arriving, we were pleasantly surprised to see signs advertising that it was free popcorn night! I got Caleb out and, of course, marched him up to the movie poster, where we took a picture. We then went up to the window and saw another sign that was not nearly so exciting... Tell me, why would any business... located in the United States... in the year 2008... be "unable" to accept debit or credit cards? Now, seriously, I should have a t-shirt that says, "wearer does not carry more than $10.00 cash"... because, really, I don't. After going through my wallet... and my purse... and my pockets... I was able to come up with $6.00. If you have been to the theater more recently than me, you know that wasn't enough to get us both in. So... I ran Caleb back through the parking lot, and all the while he's saying, "So, mommy, are we not going to see Horton now?" And I'm reassuring, "No, Caleb, we're going to see Horton. But we have to go home first and borrow some cash from Seth!" Seth is the only person in our family who ever has cash.

As we drove home, Caleb looked kind of worried, but I didn't really have time to think about it. Phil met me at the door with a twenty, and I ran back out to the car. Now Caleb really looked concerned. I announced, "I have the cash!" and Caleb just stared at me and said, "I don't see any cats!" No wonder the child was upset. He had no idea where we were going to get "cats" to pay for the movie... hehehe...

We got back to the theater, took a parking spot a bit further away than before, bought our tickets, got our free popcorn with extra butter, and settled in for 25 minutes of previews, during which time Caleb kept saying, "I don't think this is the Horton movie"... When the movie finally did begin, I am pretty sure Caleb never caught on that the part about the Whos was the same movie as the part about Horton. At any rate, he had a good time and kept saying, "That was fun... that was fun..." as we left.

I am pretty sure he will want to go back to, "the white building that looks like a church and has big TVs", so I hope something decent plays again in the next decade...
I was quite impressed by the movie, itself. There were a couple of jokes aimed at adults that I could have done without, but they were subtle enough that kids wouldn't really catch on. There was one slur against homeschooling early on that kind of ticked me off, but I'll get over it. And the musical number at the end... well... if you grew up in the 80s, you'll probably gag. There's the negative side...

On the other hand, there were a couple of times when I actually felt teary eyed (yes, at a Dr. Suess film) and said to myself, "this is phenomenal". There were several allusions to faith that would be fantastic conversation starters for older kids, and the main message from the original "Horton Hears A Who" remained in tact... "A person's a person, no matter how small". I also liked that they included the main idea from "Horton Hatches the Egg": "I meant what I said, and I said what I meant, an elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!"

It was really good for me and Caleb to have a date night. I like to do things with my kids one-on-one when I can, but it gets tricky sometimes. In April, I'm taking Seth and Grace to a live, musical rendition of "Flat Stanley". I can't wait to report on that...

Thursday was Phil's off day, and we were going to go grocery shopping, but none of us felt very well. Instead, we stayed home, took the day off of school (which we can afford to do, since we didn't schedule a "Spring break"), and watched Duck Tales.

The quote of the day, from Friday, came from myself. It was, "I don't homeschool him," said when Phil said he needed five volunteers, while holding up four fingers... We had a good FNF. Jay did an awesome job, although I'm now wondering if playing leap frog in the cold, night, air is such a great idea... I was severely tired at the end and literally counted down the seconds for the last minute...

Yesterday we had the much anticipated pizza eating contest at Cicis. I am proud to say that I didn't eat much. Phil... however... well, I'll let him tell you about it if he so chooses... I took lots of pictures, but I think Phil has my camera at the moment, and if I don't post this now, it might be another week!

And now, here I am today. I have almost completely lost my voice. I actually attempted to lead the call to worship and to participate in a drama at church today, even though I have little more than a whisper. My kids always like it when I lose my voice, because then I can't yell at them... hehehe... Funny, they are still yelling at me! :) Oh, wait... they're not yelling at me after all... They just always talk that loud...

I am hoping to get a nap in, this afternoon, before it's back to church...

Ah... life is good...

Lisa

Monday, February 11, 2008

Johnny Depp...

... The Saga Continues

If you've been reading my posts for awhile, you know how I feel about Johnny Depp... If not, well, here's a copy of the post I made @ xanga on August 4, 2007 (If you have already read this, please feel free to skip down to the triple asterisk marking the new material for this post):

Well… This post has been a long time coming… It's hard to decide just exactly where to begin, but here's the deal… I really don't think married women should lust over men that aren't their husbands…

Let me explain…

Over the course of the past several weeks, I have awakened… TWICE… to a picture of Johnny Depp in my inbox. It is almost enough to make me change my e-mail checking habits. That's not what I want to see first thing in the morning!

What is most disturbing, however, is that the person who sends these pictures has a knack for complaining about her marriage, on-line. Hmmm… Let's see… You admit that you are basically obsessed with a man who is twice your age, you post pictures of him on your personal blog on a regular basis, and he is your screensaver. Think that could have anything to do with it?

And she's not the only one…

I am rather disgusted with the number of twenty-something, married women who describe Depp as, "yummy"… Get a life!

Now, as many of you well know, I am somewhat of a moron when it comes to pop culture. I like it that way, so I'm not ashamed to admit it. So, the other night, I decided that I would do some research on Johnny Depp. This was mostly due to the fact that I couldn't quite grasp what the big deal was over "Edward Scissorhands"… well… anyway… most of you weren't even born, so just read on…

I am not in the business of trashing other people's reputations on my blog, so I'm not going to get into all of the dirty details I dug up. He's a Hollywood star. If you want all the latest gossip, you can just google him. What I really wanted to know was how old he was, because he seemed pretty old to me when I was watching the aforementioned flick… at age nine or ten…

Johnny Depp is 44 years old. That was enough to turn me off, right there… (Not that I was ever turned on, just to set the record straight…) I read futher… Depp is the father of two children and says that he uses most of his fortune to buy their privacy. And he admitted that the kissing scenes in the Pirates movies were uncomfortable, because he was old enough to be the actress' (sorry… name escapes me) father! That should be enough to turn you all off. I don't think he's interested in pursuing your love interest in him…

Now, I am not going to sit here and lie to you by saying that I have never noticed a good looking man. I have no problem with the fact that God made some very beautiful people. But there is a real difference in "noticing" and in obsessing…

Seriously, think about this… If these same women were walking through the mall with their husbands and one of the men stopped at the Victoria's Secret storefront to "admire" the models, do you think it would be viewed as acceptable? How about if he had a pin up hanging by his bedside? To me, this is comparable to the screensaver, is it not? Come on now… you know this is absurd! We would never put up with it!

And, then, there's this other issue… Sorry. You don't have to read on, you know…

My research on Johnny Depp led me to some other popular names, and I decided to go ahead and get an education…

I am really having trouble with all of the headlines… and articles… and web pages that have been committed to these young women who are entertainers of various sorts… and apparently the role models for this generation of teenage girls.

Please… girls… listen to me. There is absolutely NOTHING glamorous about risking your life (and the lives of others) by drinking and driving or by getting involved in drugs. Don't look at these stars and idolize their behavior. They are ending up in jail! And although they may have the resources to get out, you don't! It's not worth it.

Further… It seems like there is a serious trend among teenagers and college aged girls, alike, that is scaring me to death. Has it become the "popular" thing to get pregnant? Let me take a minute to say that I know several very wonderful, capable, young, single moms, and I am not judging you at all. But PLEASE don't be afraid to tell other girls how difficult it is! It seems like every time I turn around there is another baby on the way. The moment you conceive a child, your life is no longer your own. Think about that long and hard. I am very happily married with four beautiful kids, but there are days when it is incredibly difficult for me. I cannot imagine how much more difficult it must be to parent a child… alone. You are young, and you have lots of time. Think that through before you start having sex, and certainly before you plan a pregnancy outside of marriage…

OK… that's it… for now, anyway… Leave me some feedback, but please no more pics. of Johnny…

*** Here's the new stuff...

The other day, Phil took the kids grocery shopping. One of the items on the list was Kleenex. I was mortified... hehehe... to find that one of the boxes was Pirates of the Caribbean themed. I chastised Phil, rather unmercifully, for bringing me a "pin up" of Johnny Depp... and putting it right in our bathroom, no less... Please, if you're not already laughing, start now...

And... I was sharing our family scrapbook from our Disney trip with some friends. During this time, Phil had the middle part and goatee going on. Well, all of the sudden, Jay exclaims, "Hey, Phil looks like Johnny Depp!" Oh my gosh... I just can't escape this...

Lisa